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We all know a caesar cut is, right?

Short, cropped, but enough hair to flip up at the front and generally dirty style on the top, sides and back. I went to NY’s Finest Barbershop here in Amityville, NY. I asked for a caesar. Instead I got this:

This is not a Caesar cut. This is a buzz cut. When I confronted the barber, he actually had the AUDACITY to suggest I was “an out of towner” and didn’t know the local haircut lingo. “Caesar cut is a military cut mehn”.

Do a google search and you won’t find a cut REMOTELY CLOSE to the one above. You don’t need to be a student of roman history to know what a caesar cut is. A caesar cut is a caesar cut the WORLD FUCKING OVER YOU ASSHOLE.

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